My Bipolar Life


My name's Alyssa,
but most people cut out that first A.
Just bring up zombies,
and I'm your new best friend.

Nerdy, Roleplaying Bitch.

ballpitfucker:

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

#even my poop will be goth

ballpitfucker:

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.


levels of love

weteevee:

1. ily
2. luv u
3. love you
4. i love you
5. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH


du4ne:

me as a prom dj

"time to slow things down a little blt"

*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*


selflubricatinganus:

marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.


nadeki:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

ARE YOU KIDDING ME


bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

image

When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”


watdawut:

Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron?
It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron

watdawut:

Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron?

It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron


radicalteen:

thegeeksloveme:

He gives me life.

I LOVE HIM,