My Bipolar Life


My name's Alyssa,
but most people cut out that first A.
Just bring up zombies,
and I'm your new best friend.

Nerdy, Roleplaying Bitch.

babyferaligator:

what the fuck is wrong with that cow

babyferaligator:

what the fuck is wrong with that cow


skypestripper:

reblog if banana bread


notyoudonut:

so my friends son is going through puberty earlier than his classmates and it was freaking him out a bit so she sat him down and explained how his body was going to change and that its supposed to happen and at the end she was like “are you confused about anything?” and hes like “just one thing”

and shes thinking “oh no hes going to ask me about sex i just know it”

and he says “i just dont understand modern art”


clinttbarton:

lvegotadarkalley:

i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy


sorry:

when I die I want to be reincarnated as a kitten because at least then people will love me


arkhamboundz:

rincewitch:

leosboots:

littlekoalaotter:

It took Katara about .532 seconds to take zuko down

"Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER

lmao


charlesxavir:


tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life

charlesxavir:

tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life


straightprivileges:

terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):

  • the do
  • dingle dangle
  • frick frack
  • fondue
  • woohoo
  • happy happy fun time
  • coitus 
  • fornication 
  • copulation
  • intercourse

I found my roommate’s twitter…

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

damnsmartblueboxes:

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

Mention Libel/slander and see what kind of reaction that gets.

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looks like she also has a tumblr, judging by her ripping off a popular post

posted 2 days ago via sniffing · © egobus with 470,453 notes

advice-animal:

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advice-animal:

Now If They Only Made Chai Latte Flavor
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