My Bipolar Life


My name's Alyssa,
but most people cut out that first A.
Just bring up zombies,
and I'm your new best friend.

Nerdy, Roleplaying Bitch.

rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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posted 1 hour ago via hi · © rosadrives with 82,700 notes


put a ship in my ask

askboxmemes:

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell


fagssmokingfags:

420 is on Easter Sunday

fagssmokingfags:

420 is on Easter Sunday


mrs-cheese:

nicolasanha:

My German senses are tingling.


whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on


posted 4 hours ago via sniffing · © danbutt with 62,103 notes


advice-animal:

Instead of them being the “victims”.http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

advice-animal:

Instead of them being the “victims”.
http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/


cutieringtail:

falmyrion:

queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

You’re*

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