when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot
vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell
420 is on Easter Sunday
My German senses are tingling.
happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on
“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.