My roommate bought black toilet paper.
2. luv u
3. love you
4. i love you
5. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
me as a prom dj
"time to slow things down a little blt"
*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*
marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.
person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”
Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron?
It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron
He gives me life.
I LOVE HIM,